Have you been frustrated lately? Are those balance sheets not balancing? Realization of assets getting on your nerves? Are there too many liabilities that you have to bear?
Well, don't worry. MASC has provided a lil something to cheer you up.
Why accountants don't read novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
If an accountant's wife cannot sleep, what does she say?
"Darling, could you tell me about your work.
" What is the definition of "accountant"?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don’t understand.
What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?
It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......
SHARING IS CARING~~~
Rest is to take a longer journey... Come and relax your mind... =）
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Learn Accounting, you are learning for your life... :)
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YOU WILL GAIN THE OPPOSITE OF NOT WORKING---NETWORKING!!!
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